Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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