Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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