Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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