ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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