So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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