Sry I called you an 8
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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