Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
When are your genitals available?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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