she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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