I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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