Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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