If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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