oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho