Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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