Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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