Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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