Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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