No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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