You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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