He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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