It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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