There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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