I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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