He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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