wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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