I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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