What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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