My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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