Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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