I wanna bring you to show and tell
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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