dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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