he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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