YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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