oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
