I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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