im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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