he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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