Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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