i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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