This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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