She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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