This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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