Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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