If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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