I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I deserve this hangover.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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