Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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