Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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