when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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