You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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