Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she looked like the before picture.
home. puking in laundry basket.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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