The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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