Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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