I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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