it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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