But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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