she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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